I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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