We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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