I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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