Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just cropdusted the office
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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