I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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