Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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