i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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