Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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