I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
