She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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