So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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