Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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