Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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