I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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