i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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