I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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