I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Shame - the story of my life.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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