My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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