So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
