oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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