Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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