I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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