Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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