it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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