yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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