I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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