You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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