Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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