i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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