I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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