I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
zippers are such a cool invention
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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