i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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