Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
