Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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