your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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