I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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