i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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