The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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