forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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