Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
