Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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