We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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