I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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