69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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