What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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