How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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