BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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