standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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