you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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