shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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