you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
