Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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