when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
