Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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