I must be too annoying 4 u.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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